Ok, peep this.

I had just fast traveled to Megaton from the Arlington Memorial after finishing that crazy Mirelurk task Moira assigned me (;the bastards, I killed them all.) and as soon as I touch ground, this crazy bimbo walks past me and says "There's a thin line between badass and dumbass...and you've crossed it."

...Oh hell no. You do not, I repeat, DO NOT say that to the Villain of the Wastes. I say, my good woman, YOU have just crossed said line.

So, the wench says that, sneers, and WALKS AWAY. With her back to me. The fool. So, I crouch on down into sneak mode and follow her around the corner. She leans up against a house and I sneak around the other side and plant a pretty little live Frag Grenade in her pocket.

Seconds later, KABOOM! Pants exploded: 1.

She only had 3 Caps on her but her death was satisfying (and entertaining!). Of course, the sound made everyone else paranoid so I hid out for about 3 minutes until they cooled off. Then I went home and took a nap.

Ah...good times.